He could be Jewish,
Maybe a psycho-killer?
Or he’s just lazy.
He could be Jewish,
Maybe a psycho-killer?
Or he’s just lazy.
Word on the street is
The Biebs, like, knocked up some chick
He says, like, no way
Kim and that sports guy
Made millions in just two months
Not a total wash
Jessica Simpson
Said she’s pregnant for sho y’all!
We all knew that one.
Are you gay, engaged?
Have Conan officiate!
Only in New York!
I can’t attach files
Im a blogger who hates blogs
DO NOT facebook ME!
Dancing by the porn
To 80s sound stylings of
Beverly Hills Cop.
when something is wrong
the web tells me its CANCER!
i hate you, WebMD.
when party planning
much thought goes into which drink
will be most festive.
Question of the night:
“Do implants float?” asked Sara
Something to think on . . .
Modern-day mythos
reads more like days of our lives
to not-so grown men
I love my iPod
It is a work of genius
Thank You, Sir Steve Jobs.