Jesse’s Beard

He could be Jewish,

Maybe a psycho-killer?

Or he’s just lazy.

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Celebrity Gossip Report for 11/4/11

Word on the street is
The Biebs, like, knocked up some chick
He says, like, no way

Kim and that sports guy
Made millions in just two months
Not a total wash

Jessica Simpson
Said she’s pregnant for sho y’all!
We all knew that one.

Are you gay, engaged?
Have Conan officiate!
Only in New York!

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An Army of One

I can’t attach files
Im a blogger who hates blogs
DO NOT facebook ME!

Working Hard on a Friday Night

Dancing by the porn
To 80s sound stylings of
Beverly Hills Cop.

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Hypochondriac

when something is wrong

the web tells me its  CANCER!

i hate you, WebMD.

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Beer or Liqour?

when party planning
much thought goes into which drink
will be most festive.

Musings from last night

Question of the night:

“Do implants float?” asked Sara

Something to think on . . .

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Batman Haiku

Modern-day mythos

reads more like days of our lives

to not-so grown men

Tribute

I love my iPod

It is a work of genius

Thank You,  Sir Steve Jobs.

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Woe is me

I’ve been sick all week.

Coughing, Sneezing, mad fever.

I’m over this crap.

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