Back to Work

Another Monday

So sad to wake up today

Sodoku is hard.

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Disclaimer: This is not a haiku that I wrote myself. I discovered it on the database at Cinefile. While you might not be in on the joke, it is very poetic indeed.

In between film show

Hovering oblivious

A double big-gulp.

The 9-5 Grind

Working full time now

Means much more pretending to work

While shopping online

Musings on the New Year

A year has begun
Let’s try not to get too fat
Or crazy or stressed.

Who’s idea was it
To glue a bunch of flowers
On a giant float?

When people say “Go Ducks!”
I always think of hockey
Sorry, Oregon.

Fun Times in NYC!

I saw awesome Steph

We went for tapas, yummy

What a bitchin time!

Exercise Ball Chair

I will sit straighter,

Feel better, and get firmer.

I hope i don’t fall off.

Muppet Haikus

A horrible song

Unless sung by a Muppet

Someday we’ll find it . . .

 

Meep Meep/Meep Meep Meep

Meep, Meep Meep? Meep Meep: Meep-Meep!

Meep; Meep (Meep Meep). Meep.

 

Shnorgen Flagen der

Turtel Soup-e! Oopsie-dee

Der Chicky-Dee!

 

My office is conspiring against me

There are cupcakes here.
Destined to crush my diet.
Shit! They’re from Porto’s.

Jesse’s Beard

He could be Jewish,

Maybe a psycho-killer?

Or he’s just lazy.

Celebrity Gossip Report for 11/4/11

Word on the street is
The Biebs, like, knocked up some chick
He says, like, no way

Kim and that sports guy
Made millions in just two months
Not a total wash

Jessica Simpson
Said she’s pregnant for sho y’all!
We all knew that one.

Are you gay, engaged?
Have Conan officiate!
Only in New York!